oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

holyshitsouthpark:

“I wonder if there’s porn of-“

there is

So we have two new puppies.

Now we have
King Bruce Vladimir Wayne Brauer
Lady Delilah Rosten
Prince Albert Einstein
Sir Bark Wahlberg

likeafieldmouse:

Mobstr - The Story (2012)

The first installation of The Story was a simple “Once upon a time…” The artist expected maintenance crews to paint over his graffiti. As soon as the wall was cleaned, Mobstr proceeded with the second installation, which was then also painted over, and so on until the narrative was completed. His intention was to create an indirect “teamwork” between two opposing societal forces exemplified by street artist and street maintenance crew.

(Source: fuckingnian)

pizza:

if you can’t reach it without leaving your bed it’s obviously not that important